Abyss - Japanese Style Inspired Blue LED Touchscreen Watch

Introducing The Abyss, a minimalist Tron blue and white Japanese inspired LED watch from the last syllable of recorded time which gives its wearer the ability to gaze into the abyss and thereby come face to face with the true nature of his or her own being. What's more, The Abyss allows you to experience reality in four dimensions as The Tralfamadorians do and as a result have total access to past, present, and future; and be able to perceive any point in time at will.

You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Abyss embodies Eye of Sauron style and Nietzschean design with its miasmic blue oyster cult numerals swirling about not a void, but loneliness, like millions of Protoss warrior-priests from Starcraft III battling Beelzebub's black winged minions, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!

Instead of pressing buttons like other LED watches, The Abyss relays temporal information with a tap of the screen - YES, The Abyss is a touchscreen Japanese LED watch (In some star systems such technology is banned under the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012. Please check with your Federation Council before purchasing). The Abyss stays broodingly dark like Conradian Darkness Heart until you tap its crystal surface upon which the screen explodes with blue and white LED pixies like a thousand baby Bruce Springsteens dancing in the dark against a thousand Billy Idols dancing with themselves in a River Dance to the Death! To adjust the time, keep your finger on The Abyss' crystal surface for a few seconds to enter hour and minute change mode.

In fact, when you start wearing The Abyss you may find yourself getting Facebook friend requests from the greatest wizards of our time like Merlin, Gandalf, and even the great Max Power himself! Yes, Max Power a name [that] sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone! Befriend them all and in doing so you will be the greatest sorcerer ever known and Jo Murray may even write a book about you!

David Hasselhoff and Napolean Dynamite (yes, he was previously fond of his Casio until he saw The Abyss) are said to be Abyss owners, as are James Cameron (Do you have to ask why?), Shaft, Alan Moore, Sigmund Freud, Anne Rice, William Gibson, and Sonny (Cher on the other hand does not wear The Abyss as she prefers The Andromeda). In reality, this watch is perfect for Banned Diggers, Farmville Champions, Rednecks, Socialites, Hippies, Hipsters, Hip Replacement Hipsters, WWF Fans, Vegans, Freegans, Fans of Sara and Tegan, anyone who has watched Matrix 3 more than 10 times (all two of you), anyone who knows the complete lyrics to Na Na Hey Hey by Bananarama, and anyone who is a somebody.

Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 5x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits!

At a Glance...

• Touchscreen LED Watch!
• Uber Cool All-Black Design
• Hour and Minute Information
• Soft Leather Strap
• Normally sells for around USD200!
• Order from us and get it in a few days instead of a few weeks!

Manufacturer Specifications

• Main Function: Japanese-inspired blue LED digital touchscreen watch
• Screen: Circumferential blue and white LED encircling the mouth of The Abyss!
• Bracelet:

- Color: Black
- Material: Snake skin textured leather
- Length: ~ 180 mm with 7 holes for wrist adjustment

• Clasp: Buckled
• Function Button (Touchscreen): display and changing hour and minute data
• Settings: Hours, Minutes
• Power: CR2016 (x1) pre-installed

Product Notes

• Similar LED watches sell on the Internet for over 10x the price, simply google "Japanese LED Watch" to see for yourself.
• Gently touch the touchscreen to display the time on demand.
• One Watch to rule them all, One Watch to find them, One Watch to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Package Contents

• Blue LED Touchscreen Watch
• User Manual - English
• Attractive Gift Box

FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

How do I change the time on this watch?
Press your finger to the screen and wait a few seconds. After displaying the time, the watch will go blank and the current hourly setting will blink. Upon confirming the correct hour, you will be allowed to change the minute settings as well.

What type of batteries does this watch use?
This Japanese LED watch uses a single watch battery. Other names this type of battery goes by are button cell, silver button cell, or coin cell batteries.

How long will the batteries last?
The batteries should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date information is only displayed when you want

Is this a Tokyo Flash watch?
No, it is better because it costs almost 1/5th the price of a Tokyo Flash watch and is also backed by 12 month warranty.

You mentioned that this watch is perfect for Banned Diggers, Farmville Champions, Rednecks, Socialites, Hippies, Hipsters, Hip Replacement Hipsters, WWF Fans, Vegans, Freegans, Fans of Sara and Teegan, anyone who has watched Matrix 3 more than 10 times (all two of you), anyone who knows the complete lyrics to Na Na Hey Hey by Bananarama. What if I don't belong to one of these groups?
This watch is also perfect for you if you're a Youth Pastor, a fan of Louis Pasteur, a TV Evangelist, a fan of Evangelion, a gangster, a prankster, a wankster, a hacker, a cracker, a slacker, a Get Backer, and anyone who thinks the best Simpson's episode ever was the one where Grandma Simpson makes her first appearance!

Payment and Shipping

• We accept Paypal only.
• Please complete payment within 3 days after won the item.
• Please make a Paypal note if you have any special request on order 
• All item(s) are 100% brand new and will be sent within about 10 business days after receiving clear payment.
• We ship to Paypal confirmed shipping address only. Please make sure your shipping address is correct while process payment through PayPal.
• The item will be shipped from Hong Kong via registered air mail (with tracking number). Normally the shipping will takes 10 to 21 working days to most countries in the world. but it also depends on the local carrier on different location. 
• If the item not arrived after 35 days of payment, please contact us immediately. 
• Please do not simply give natural or negative feedback. Please consult first if anything problem regarding item.
• We are not responsible for any custom duties or taxes may occur when package arrives,please check before your purchase.
• Please provide your phone number after finish check-out for shipping purpose.

-Thanks for Looking -